Growing up I loved Disney
but all those films, they lied
to me
I have been Under the Sea
(when I went snorkelling,
in Torquay):
there was no carp,
playing the harp,
nor no trout,
rocking out.
All I saw –
which made me sad –
was a crumpled, used
sanitary pad.
So listen all ye,
ev’ry last one:
believe not the song
of Sebastian
(the crab).